Donut Be Easy by Kristen Hope Mazzola

Author:Kristen Hope Mazzola [Mazzola, Kristen Hope]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2018-05-31T16:00:00+00:00

A successful Victoria’s Secret trip was not all that I had planned for this shopping excursion. I hailed a cab, hopped in, and without giving it a second thought, instructed the cabby to take me to “Seventh Avenue South and Charles Street, please.”

“Alright.” He grinned at me in the rearview mirror, eying my pink striped bag and showing off his lack of teeth along with the ones he did have left, which were stained piss yellow and looked to be hanging on by a thread.

Gross.

I slid out of the cab at the end of the block and made my way to The Pleasure Chest. The faded red brick exterior and the light gray awning did not do the sexual wonderland justice.

A bell chimed overhead as I was greeted by a rather large middle-aged woman. She was covered in tattoos and leaning on the front counter, looking bored out of her skull.

“How can I help please you today?”

The greeting made me giggle. “I have come because of a travesty.”

She gasped and came around the counter to help comfort me in my devastated state. “What happened?” She softly put her pudgy hand—which was decorated with a brightly colored cupcake tattoo—onto my shoulder.

“My Iconic Bullet was stolen!”

The woman gasped again, louder this time, and threw her cupcake hand to her chest. “Well let’s find you a new pocket-sized boyfriend.”

I grinned and followed her to the back wall, past the sexy roleplaying costumes, anal plugs, and strap-ons.

“Now, you might like something like this.” She held up a white ball that looked like it was wearing a weird pink crown.

Nope!

“That is interesting,” I faked, not wanting to hurt her feelings. “What’s it called?”

“This one is the Vibratex Girls Princessa. My girlfriend loves to roll it around on my clit while I’m climaxing.”

Way too much information.

I grabbed a LoveLife Discover from the wall and read its specs: Discover the pleasure of this versatile mini vibe! Made of silicone and USB rechargeable, this sweet little vibrator has seven delicious settings and is perfect for travel or for a not-so-quiet night in.

Pink. Simple. My kind of thing.

“I think this is the one.”

She nodded and within a few minutes I was curbside, trying to hail another taxi to take me home. A cab finally pulled up and right as I was going for the door handle, another hand got there first.

“Excuse me, this is my cab,” I barked, turning to the owner of the rude hand.

I was greeted by stunning ice blue eyes, a strong stubble-covered jawline, and a huge toothy grin.

“Sorry.” His voice was deep and velvety, matching his five thousand dollar suit well. He started to back away from the cab and I panicked. I needed to see more of those eyes so I blurted out, “We could share? I’m heading to the Upper East Side.”

He nodded. “So am I.”

We hopped in and I gave the directions to my overpriced Fifth and Seventy-sixth, apartment that overlooked Central Park.

My cabmate chuckled.

“Was something I said funny to you, sir?” I drawled at him in the most southern belle voice I could muster.

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